Helps’ Limericks & Jokes

The Legend of Wanda Sue

Wanda Sue’s immortal poem
(written in felt-tipped pen on a basketball)

I’m a cool, cool chick
From a cool, cool town.
Takes a mean mother-f⁎cker
To drag me down.

If you don’t like my apples,
Don’t shake my tree;
If you don’t like my p⁎ssy,
Don’t f⁎ck me!