Helps’ Limericks & Jokes

Summer Nights in Manhattan

The man's life is now consumed with a burning obsession for this otherworldly apparition and the sacred acts of pleasure she sells. He insanely saves up every spare cent he earns in the desperate hopes of a full-carnal encounter.

At the same bar late one night, more than a full year after his initial meeting, he discovers her smoking Virginia Slims 200's Menthol Lite on the terrace of the bar. The New York summer lends a torrid atmosphere to this cramped space dwarfed by the massive buildings of the city. The impatient honks of Taxis drive the man to the urgent conclusion of his proposal :

I HAVE to know. I can't think of anything else since those FANTASTIC moments we had together.

How much for the FULL THING ?

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